Has anyone heard of these new iphone things? Oh, you have? Good. Now, go visit miniot.com and bag yourself an iWood Cobra. 'Two contrasting wood species fused in one spectacular case'. What's my iphone missing...? Racing stripes!
Also available is an opening case for classic ipods, along with the touch. I know where the first part of my student loan is going.
Or, why not get yourself a recession case?